Tonight on Ra...Smac...EC.....Atria.....

History will be made.


For the first time ever, one man shall prove that no chairman, writer, player, jet-flyer, legend, babe or ring can stop the unstoppable. One man shall prove that no matter the odds, superiority triumphs over mediocrity. Talent triumphs over trash talk. The best in this business, will make an unprecedented appearance in 4 matches in a single night. No, they're not just non-titled one on one matches. They are all titled matches. A no holds barred Chicago Street Fighting Hardcore Title match against Heenan and his unmerry men. A mix gender 3-way match for the European Title. A triple threat match with 2 WWE Hall of Famers, somehow wrestling in their prime for the Heavywieght Title. Last and definitely not least, a fatal four way match with a giant, a big freakin' machine and a wannabe prophet of god.

This night, history will be made. Made in a way no writer could ever think that it could be written. Made in a way it will bring more viewing ratings than any chairman and his board of directors could imagine. Made in a way it could only be possible with R-V-........

I beg your pardon? I thought he is R-...No? He's known as what? Who on earth coined up that sorry a$$ name???? Fine fine...

Made only possible by the one, the only King of the Ring, Mr. P-P-V!!!!!!!!!!!