Exclusive: Maria Interviews Mr. PPV!

Maria was able to catch up with Mr. PPV shortly after he had secured both the World Heavyweight Title and the European Title. Here's the interview they had:


Maria: Congratulations on your double win, Mr PPV! I’m so happy for you! How did you do it?

Mr.PPV: Thank you, Maria, it’s all because I’m Rob…Van… Dam!

Maria: Huh? Didn’t you win in your Mr PPV persona?

Mr. PPV: I did, but I don’t have a signature taunt in that persona, so I have to go back to Rob… Van... Dam!

Maria: With the thumbs?

Mr. PPV: ?

Maria: What I mean is, when you wave your thumbs like that, does it help you to remember your name… because it looks like you can’t say your name without your thumb pointing.

Mr. PPV: Uh, sure I can! I’m …. Rob…. Van…. Dam! Er, okay, maybe I can’t.

Maria: So, is Faarooq formerly of APA one of your fans?

Mr. PPV: ??? What…? Why?

Maria: Because everytime he sees something interesting, he goes... Dam!

Mr. PPV: ? Er… Listen Maria..

Maria: But he can’t say your full name, does he have to wave his thumbs too?

Mr. PPV: Maria…

Maria: Or he’s only saying part of your name because he likes only part of you?

Mr. PPV: Maria!

Maria: Which part?

Mr. PPV: …….. DAM! (turns and walks away in disgust)

Maria: Mr PPV? Mr PPV! (chases)