1. Our host, Mr Hafiz's wife has given birth to their first child. Congratulations!
2. As a result of this, this Friday's event will be moved to the McDonalds at Section 14. See you there!
3. Next week will have a Royal Rumble event. As usual, numbers will be determined randomly, with the exception of Mr PPV, who can decide his own entrance number. Winner will gain the opportunity to challenge any belt of his own choosing without any ante.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Suggestion for hardcore Title belt and European Title belt
Hardcore Title belt: All non-foreign object cards are removed from the game from each player's ringside pile before their draw. This is to allow more focus on using foreign objects in a hardcore match rather than BASH, Heat, Revo manuevers..... An exception could be given to Extreme Manuevers, however since they don't interact with Chicago Street Fight.....Note that the removal happens before each player's draw, so there is a limited time between the players turn and his/her(as in Azmin..:p) opponent's turn to recover cards in the ringside.
European Title Belt: All cards with the word 'euro' in the title, 'euro' in the text or any other nation/city per current European Union Members in title or in text is F:0, has RMS and cannot be reversed except from Arsenal if it's the first card play that turn. In other words, yes, please play more European Uppercuts......
European Title Belt: All cards with the word 'euro' in the title, 'euro' in the text or any other nation/city per current European Union Members in title or in text is F:0, has RMS and cannot be reversed except from Arsenal if it's the first card play that turn. In other words, yes, please play more European Uppercuts......
History Made and the Runaway Big Freakin' Mashin'...
Last Friday on Ra...Smac...EC...Atria Mr. PPV defended all of his titles.
In the first event, Mr. PPV was clearly outnumbered in a number match where nothing could blindside The Legend 'Booby' Heenan as he employed the 2 monsters APA to deal with Mr. PPV. After checking Mr. PPV's Arsenal and Backlash, a confident 'Booby' went about his way, giving APA the orders to land Mr. PPV blow after blow. Ofcourse, Mr. PPV fought back and dealt some crucial blows to gain some momentum, however the end was nigh. until Mr. PPV realised why he was fighting APA for 'Booby Heenan', not Bobby Heenan..That was because for all it's worth APA forgot to practice a crucial manuever, known as sidewalk slam and therefore didn't have it in their arsenal. The lack of which was clear and One Rolling Thunder later, Booby Heenan's APA were pin 1-2-3. Mr. PPV remains the Hardcore Champion.
In the second event, a triple threat for the Eurpoean Title belt. For some reason LAiSE decided to not turn up and in his place, the (un)dead Chris Benoit, much to Babe of the Year's surprise. Having said that, it all played nicely into Mr. PPV's hands as Babe's initial strategy to deny prematch events (by stripping in the ring as she enters first, completely distracting anyone and everyone watching) was countered by Mr. PPV wanting to play the game. After much back and forth action between Babe and her (un)dead lover, eventually it was Mr. PPV who did the job by pinning Chris. But the victory was all thanks to the Coach's double interference to stop Babe from skirting the issues, as in Unique manuevers.
In the third event and Mr. PPV's second triple threat for the Heavyweight Belt, it was marred by poor officiation. Firstly, no one seems to understand what on earth was Andre the Giant doing there let alone his ability. Almost 2/3 of the match was played with him thinking a lot less of himself, which, coming to think of it, is about right for Andre the Giant. Secondly, the other Leged vying Mr.PPV's unbeaten streak was Ric Flair, who styled and profiled everything about Mr. PPVs moves. So much so that even though Andre had fortitude, Ric prefers to remove things from Mr. PPV's ring instead. That was the amount of tag-teaming and handicapping Mr. PPV had to deal with the entire night. Yet in the end, there can only be ONE. That ONE, is not the only Jet Li Standing...NO, that ONE is MR. P-P-V....(two thumbs up and pointing at the head/neck please...)
Of course, there were to be a final fatal fourway for the big red's Intercontinental title, but alas, it was not meant to be. Big Red was way past his bedtime and before we know it, he was a dead weight inside the backstage with his thumb in his mouth. It was gory. So gory that the producers decided maybe the match can be shelved.
History will forever remember how Mr. PPV defended all of his titles against insurmountable odds. At the end of the night, there were rumours that the Chairman were heard to be told, "Suck IT!!!"
In the first event, Mr. PPV was clearly outnumbered in a number match where nothing could blindside The Legend 'Booby' Heenan as he employed the 2 monsters APA to deal with Mr. PPV. After checking Mr. PPV's Arsenal and Backlash, a confident 'Booby' went about his way, giving APA the orders to land Mr. PPV blow after blow. Ofcourse, Mr. PPV fought back and dealt some crucial blows to gain some momentum, however the end was nigh. until Mr. PPV realised why he was fighting APA for 'Booby Heenan', not Bobby Heenan..That was because for all it's worth APA forgot to practice a crucial manuever, known as sidewalk slam and therefore didn't have it in their arsenal. The lack of which was clear and One Rolling Thunder later, Booby Heenan's APA were pin 1-2-3. Mr. PPV remains the Hardcore Champion.
In the second event, a triple threat for the Eurpoean Title belt. For some reason LAiSE decided to not turn up and in his place, the (un)dead Chris Benoit, much to Babe of the Year's surprise. Having said that, it all played nicely into Mr. PPV's hands as Babe's initial strategy to deny prematch events (by stripping in the ring as she enters first, completely distracting anyone and everyone watching) was countered by Mr. PPV wanting to play the game. After much back and forth action between Babe and her (un)dead lover, eventually it was Mr. PPV who did the job by pinning Chris. But the victory was all thanks to the Coach's double interference to stop Babe from skirting the issues, as in Unique manuevers.
In the third event and Mr. PPV's second triple threat for the Heavyweight Belt, it was marred by poor officiation. Firstly, no one seems to understand what on earth was Andre the Giant doing there let alone his ability. Almost 2/3 of the match was played with him thinking a lot less of himself, which, coming to think of it, is about right for Andre the Giant. Secondly, the other Leged vying Mr.PPV's unbeaten streak was Ric Flair, who styled and profiled everything about Mr. PPVs moves. So much so that even though Andre had fortitude, Ric prefers to remove things from Mr. PPV's ring instead. That was the amount of tag-teaming and handicapping Mr. PPV had to deal with the entire night. Yet in the end, there can only be ONE. That ONE, is not the only Jet Li Standing...NO, that ONE is MR. P-P-V....(two thumbs up and pointing at the head/neck please...)
Of course, there were to be a final fatal fourway for the big red's Intercontinental title, but alas, it was not meant to be. Big Red was way past his bedtime and before we know it, he was a dead weight inside the backstage with his thumb in his mouth. It was gory. So gory that the producers decided maybe the match can be shelved.
History will forever remember how Mr. PPV defended all of his titles against insurmountable odds. At the end of the night, there were rumours that the Chairman were heard to be told, "Suck IT!!!"
Friday, July 25, 2008
Tonight on Ra...Smac...EC.....Atria.....
History will be made.
For the first time ever, one man shall prove that no chairman, writer, player, jet-flyer, legend, babe or ring can stop the unstoppable. One man shall prove that no matter the odds, superiority triumphs over mediocrity. Talent triumphs over trash talk. The best in this business, will make an unprecedented appearance in 4 matches in a single night. No, they're not just non-titled one on one matches. They are all titled matches. A no holds barred Chicago Street Fighting Hardcore Title match against Heenan and his unmerry men. A mix gender 3-way match for the European Title. A triple threat match with 2 WWE Hall of Famers, somehow wrestling in their prime for the Heavywieght Title. Last and definitely not least, a fatal four way match with a giant, a big freakin' machine and a wannabe prophet of god.
This night, history will be made. Made in a way no writer could ever think that it could be written. Made in a way it will bring more viewing ratings than any chairman and his board of directors could imagine. Made in a way it could only be possible with R-V-........
I beg your pardon? I thought he is R-...No? He's known as what? Who on earth coined up that sorry a$$ name???? Fine fine...
Made only possible by the one, the only King of the Ring, Mr. P-P-V!!!!!!!!!!!
For the first time ever, one man shall prove that no chairman, writer, player, jet-flyer, legend, babe or ring can stop the unstoppable. One man shall prove that no matter the odds, superiority triumphs over mediocrity. Talent triumphs over trash talk. The best in this business, will make an unprecedented appearance in 4 matches in a single night. No, they're not just non-titled one on one matches. They are all titled matches. A no holds barred Chicago Street Fighting Hardcore Title match against Heenan and his unmerry men. A mix gender 3-way match for the European Title. A triple threat match with 2 WWE Hall of Famers, somehow wrestling in their prime for the Heavywieght Title. Last and definitely not least, a fatal four way match with a giant, a big freakin' machine and a wannabe prophet of god.
This night, history will be made. Made in a way no writer could ever think that it could be written. Made in a way it will bring more viewing ratings than any chairman and his board of directors could imagine. Made in a way it could only be possible with R-V-........
I beg your pardon? I thought he is R-...No? He's known as what? Who on earth coined up that sorry a$$ name???? Fine fine...
Made only possible by the one, the only King of the Ring, Mr. P-P-V!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
A storm is brewing.....
"The script is working as it should. I'm glad those writers did as I ask them to. Screw Mr. PPV. How dare he take a day off without getting my approval. Now he's got 2 Triple Threat Match AND a Chicago Street Fight with Bobby Heenan's stable of wrestlers. I don't know who he'll employ, but all I care is that he gives him a good hiding and send him to hell. Once he's no longer a champion, then I'll have no issues telling him, "You're FIRRRRREEEEEEEED!!!"
"hahahahahahahaha
"Though there's this problem with him and his King of the Ring though. The writers better come up with something good or head will roll...
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"Mr. PPV can smell what's cooking. It sure isn't stylin profilin'...He smells a buried alive match where the grave will only fit him..
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"hahahahahahahaha
"Though there's this problem with him and his King of the Ring though. The writers better come up with something good or head will roll...
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"Mr. PPV can smell what's cooking. It sure isn't stylin profilin'...He smells a buried alive match where the grave will only fit him..
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Friday, July 18, 2008
Mr. PPV Missing!!!
Friday 19th July 2008, SS22 - Mr. PPV is reportedly missing in action and will hang on to his belts thanks to the "1-no show week allowed" clause. The management is unsure where he has gone and the McMahons are livid that their 3-belt holder is AWOL.
Certain sources have been heard to say that Mr. PPV has decided to watch Batman: the Dark Knight instead of showing up tonight on RA...SMAC...EC...Atria tonight.
At the gym yesterday, there were rumours that the McMahons were so unhappy over his disappearance for something he could have watched in an empty cinema all on his own any other night, that they may engineer an plot twist to make Mr. PPV lose all 3 of his belts. So much for going for "5 belt champion"...
Nothing is confirmed, of course, unless the Chairman himself makes an announcement, right here on Ringsteps.blogspot.com!
Certain sources have been heard to say that Mr. PPV has decided to watch Batman: the Dark Knight instead of showing up tonight on RA...SMAC...EC...Atria tonight.
At the gym yesterday, there were rumours that the McMahons were so unhappy over his disappearance for something he could have watched in an empty cinema all on his own any other night, that they may engineer an plot twist to make Mr. PPV lose all 3 of his belts. So much for going for "5 belt champion"...
Nothing is confirmed, of course, unless the Chairman himself makes an announcement, right here on Ringsteps.blogspot.com!
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Editor's note: Away this week
Apologies for lack of recent updates. Have been quite busy, but will get back to it after this weekend. Enjoy the wrestling, and be nice :P
- The Exec
- The Exec
Saturday, July 12, 2008
"Life is like a box of chocolate.........
"McMahon decides what you're going to get, you get!!!
"Hahahaha.. That clownA$$ Peep's chump must have been wondering why on earth did he win so convincingly against my son, Shane is a double jeopardy match. Little did he know the writers have all but told him NOTHING of what is truly to be of his Hardcore reign. How dare he beat me 2 weeks ago. How dare he make me fight like a woman! He deserves the boot. The big fat boot.
"Mr. PPV has done a hattrick of titles, Hardcore, Heavyweight, (H)european....it is a sign..A sign of things to come. A sign of the return of the KING. The KING of KINGS....But before that....Another (wannabe) king might just feature... Mr. PPV also sits on his almighty throne as the King of the Ring.. I'm so happy he's in my stable of Superstars. Who cares if he can't say his name without the 2 thumbs down? Who cares if It's All About the Game is truly his silver bullet?? I will give him all the main events he needs. Now he just has to end the title reign of that Big F*&kin' Machine and take the Intercontinental Belt. Wait, or should he take the Spinner belt too?? Coach, get me the writers...NOW!!!!!!"
"Hahahaha.. That clownA$$ Peep's chump must have been wondering why on earth did he win so convincingly against my son, Shane is a double jeopardy match. Little did he know the writers have all but told him NOTHING of what is truly to be of his Hardcore reign. How dare he beat me 2 weeks ago. How dare he make me fight like a woman! He deserves the boot. The big fat boot.
"Mr. PPV has done a hattrick of titles, Hardcore, Heavyweight, (H)european....it is a sign..A sign of things to come. A sign of the return of the KING. The KING of KINGS....But before that....Another (wannabe) king might just feature... Mr. PPV also sits on his almighty throne as the King of the Ring.. I'm so happy he's in my stable of Superstars. Who cares if he can't say his name without the 2 thumbs down? Who cares if It's All About the Game is truly his silver bullet?? I will give him all the main events he needs. Now he just has to end the title reign of that Big F*&kin' Machine and take the Intercontinental Belt. Wait, or should he take the Spinner belt too?? Coach, get me the writers...NOW!!!!!!"
Thursday, July 10, 2008
King of the Ring Update
Roll-call!
Andy - The Peep's Champ
Amin Hafiz - Your Freakin' Hero
Andy - The Peep's Champ
Amin Hafiz - Your Freakin' Hero
Asyraq - The Largest Athlete in Sports Entertainment
Azim - Batista
Azmin - Babe of The Year
Hafyzan - Xtreme Diva
Judge Ben - Mr PPV
The remaining slot will go to either Aboi or Anifa, but if both wish to play, someone will have to back down... :)Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Suggestions
How about every Friday the Venue is fixed?
Have that A$$clown list down all the venues and then at the end of each night randomly pick 1 venue that hasn't been picked? (So eventually the list will drop until all venues have been used, then recycle!)
Having said that, that doesn't stop other people from playing venues, just that there's always 1 venue in play but not on either player's ring area. If there's an ACE then whomever that uses it first get's to use it. For continuous or triggered effects, it can be used as long as it doesn't remove itself (It can't be removed by either player)
Also, maybe we should start documenting the rules for the our title belt challenges, surprise chaleenges, etc? If we haven't already. Maybe make a side bar or something. Sorry, I don't know hwo to do these stuff on blogs...
Have that A$$clown list down all the venues and then at the end of each night randomly pick 1 venue that hasn't been picked? (So eventually the list will drop until all venues have been used, then recycle!)
Having said that, that doesn't stop other people from playing venues, just that there's always 1 venue in play but not on either player's ring area. If there's an ACE then whomever that uses it first get's to use it. For continuous or triggered effects, it can be used as long as it doesn't remove itself (It can't be removed by either player)
Also, maybe we should start documenting the rules for the our title belt challenges, surprise chaleenges, etc? If we haven't already. Maybe make a side bar or something. Sorry, I don't know hwo to do these stuff on blogs...
Monday, July 7, 2008
It Hurts!!!
"That silly shade wearing eye-brow lifting retired for movies ex-wrestler who isn't even a people person's champ needs to be reminded of his candy a$$ place. FIRED! I didn't deserve getting clobbered beyond recognition in the match. I AM VINCENT KENNEDY McMAHON, DAMMIT!! At least this time that dead wrestler who's crossface move is now OWNED by HHH didn't get going with his clutch, pokes and shakes.
"I am Sooo going to teach that boulder not to mess with a McMahon, not least the most powerful one. Time to call in reinforcements.
"I now officially challenge the Peep's Champ with my very own flesh and blood, Shane!!!!"
"I am Sooo going to teach that boulder not to mess with a McMahon, not least the most powerful one. Time to call in reinforcements.
"I now officially challenge the Peep's Champ with my very own flesh and blood, Shane!!!!"
Mr PPV holds off challengers!
Mr. PPV successfully held off challenges last Friday to extend his double title reign. It was a masterclass performance for him for the night and any future challengers will have their work cut out for them to wrestle away his titles.
First off though, the night kicked off with the announcement that the Women's Championship was declared vacant, in lieu of Xtreme Diva's unavailability to defend the title. It has been
speculated in RingSide View that she is somewhere in Borneo although it was inconclusive in deciding just what exactly was she doing there. Surprisingly only 1 woman was around to declare her interest in the Title, former Champion Mickey James, now under a new manager (Asyraq), seemingly frustrated with her former manager's unwillingness to support her title aspirations. Babe of the Year was reported to be making an appearance, but was not around at the beginning of the evening.
Elijah Burke made a bold attempt to dethrone Mr PPV from his heavyweight title but it was clearly a mis-match, as Mr PPV showed that his winning it was no fluke, dispatching Elijah Burke with arrogant superiority.
Ric Flair returned tonight, and with his thirst for a title still unquenched, he took on Eugene for the Spinner Belt. Eugene was clearly in awe of the legendary Nature Boy, and Flair was able to use that to his advantage and Wooooooooo-ed his way to the Title!
It was now clear that Babe of the Year would not be appearing, either for her Intercontinental Challenge, or for the vacant Women's Title. Rumour on the grapevine has it that the Big Freakin' Machine had actually asked her out the night before. Whether or not this is true remains to be seen, but the Big Freakin' Machine spent the entire night near the Announcer's Table with a huge evil smile on his face.
Whatever the case, Mickey James ended up being declared the new Women's Champion, and she celebrated her return to the Title by taking a few pot shots at her former manager.
The Triple Threat Match for the Hardcore Title was quite a nasty affair, particularly for WWE head honcho Vince McMahon. Chris Benoit and The People's Champion did not take to their boss too kindly, and had no insecurity whatsoever about their salaries. Vince was given a beating he would never forget, and it became clear that whatever happened, Vince would not be the one with the title at the end of the day. In the end, a new Title Holder was declared, and it was The People's Champion!
The last match saw The Largest Athlete in Sports Entertainment take on Mr PPV for the European Title. At the start it looked like Mr PPV was going to have his Title taken away from him, as TLAISE was able to get the upper hand early and Mr PPV was on the ropes. Unfortunately, TLAISE could not sustain his momentum, allowing Mr PPV to regroup, and regroup he did. TLAISE was unable to keep up, and the match was soon over for him.
Eyes now turn to the King of the Ring tournament this Friday and Mr PPV will be looking on with great interest, knowing that whoever wins will be eyeing his Heavyweight Title...
First off though, the night kicked off with the announcement that the Women's Championship was declared vacant, in lieu of Xtreme Diva's unavailability to defend the title. It has been
speculated in RingSide View that she is somewhere in Borneo although it was inconclusive in deciding just what exactly was she doing there. Surprisingly only 1 woman was around to declare her interest in the Title, former Champion Mickey James, now under a new manager (Asyraq), seemingly frustrated with her former manager's unwillingness to support her title aspirations. Babe of the Year was reported to be making an appearance, but was not around at the beginning of the evening.Elijah Burke made a bold attempt to dethrone Mr PPV from his heavyweight title but it was clearly a mis-match, as Mr PPV showed that his winning it was no fluke, dispatching Elijah Burke with arrogant superiority.
Ric Flair returned tonight, and with his thirst for a title still unquenched, he took on Eugene for the Spinner Belt. Eugene was clearly in awe of the legendary Nature Boy, and Flair was able to use that to his advantage and Wooooooooo-ed his way to the Title!
It was now clear that Babe of the Year would not be appearing, either for her Intercontinental Challenge, or for the vacant Women's Title. Rumour on the grapevine has it that the Big Freakin' Machine had actually asked her out the night before. Whether or not this is true remains to be seen, but the Big Freakin' Machine spent the entire night near the Announcer's Table with a huge evil smile on his face.
Whatever the case, Mickey James ended up being declared the new Women's Champion, and she celebrated her return to the Title by taking a few pot shots at her former manager.
The Triple Threat Match for the Hardcore Title was quite a nasty affair, particularly for WWE head honcho Vince McMahon. Chris Benoit and The People's Champion did not take to their boss too kindly, and had no insecurity whatsoever about their salaries. Vince was given a beating he would never forget, and it became clear that whatever happened, Vince would not be the one with the title at the end of the day. In the end, a new Title Holder was declared, and it was The People's Champion!The last match saw The Largest Athlete in Sports Entertainment take on Mr PPV for the European Title. At the start it looked like Mr PPV was going to have his Title taken away from him, as TLAISE was able to get the upper hand early and Mr PPV was on the ropes. Unfortunately, TLAISE could not sustain his momentum, allowing Mr PPV to regroup, and regroup he did. TLAISE was unable to keep up, and the match was soon over for him.
Eyes now turn to the King of the Ring tournament this Friday and Mr PPV will be looking on with great interest, knowing that whoever wins will be eyeing his Heavyweight Title...
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Announcement on Enforcer Superstars
Effective 11th July 2008, i.e. next Friday, Enforcer Superstars such as Stephanie McMahon and Stacy Kiebler will now be allowed in events/challenges unless otherwise stated, subject to 2 criteria.
1. When playing in any event/challenge, Enforcer Superstars must put in one extra ante in additional to the standard requirements.
2. Enforcer Superstars cannot choose the same wrestler as that of their opponents.
There is an additional requirement which has been put in by the WebMaster of this site though:
3. Whenever you play an Enforcer Superstar, you must speak out loud "Jericho is an ASSCLOWN!"
Thank you for your attention.
1. When playing in any event/challenge, Enforcer Superstars must put in one extra ante in additional to the standard requirements.
2. Enforcer Superstars cannot choose the same wrestler as that of their opponents.
There is an additional requirement which has been put in by the WebMaster of this site though:
3. Whenever you play an Enforcer Superstar, you must speak out loud "Jericho is an ASSCLOWN!"
Thank you for your attention.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
King of The Ring tournament
On Friday 11/7/08, a one night tournament has been scheduled: 
The King of The Ring!
This is a knockout competition and all wrestlers are invited (except Enforcer Superstars of course!)
Rules and Regulations
1. All participants must nominate a wrestler by Thursday 10/7/08.
2. Pairing will be randomised on the event day.
3. Each participant must put up 1 ante card.
4. If the number of participants is odd, example 5 or 7, 1 random person will receive a bye.
5. The final round will either be a Triple Threat or a One-on-One, depending on number of participants.
6. The ante will be divided amongst the finalists.
If you think you have what it takes, sign up and we'll see you next Friday!
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Back at Vince's Office.....
Those bloody cohorts...Don't they know WHO pays their salary??!!!!
Me!!! VINCENT KENNEDY McMAHON, DAMMIT!!!!!!
I'm going to teach that pesky Shawn Michaels that if he is to job, he jobs to Me. ME! ME!!!! Not that Undead Chris Benoit. Even the Dead Man has retired, the Phenom defeated. How on earth could Shawn "backstabbing" Michaels lose to a Cripple's Crossface??? I don't recall approving that in the script??
Speaking of scripts, where on earth are the writers. I want to show them who's boss. I want to...want to...tell them....YOU'RE FIREEEEEEED!!!!!!
Now I've got to find someone to sabotage that Benoit's manager, Assrack, so that I can be the undeafeated Hardcore Champ! Yeah. That feels good. Better than having Big Show Kiss my A$$.
This Friday Night, I'm going to show what comeback is.
Me!!! VINCENT KENNEDY McMAHON, DAMMIT!!!!!!
I'm going to teach that pesky Shawn Michaels that if he is to job, he jobs to Me. ME! ME!!!! Not that Undead Chris Benoit. Even the Dead Man has retired, the Phenom defeated. How on earth could Shawn "backstabbing" Michaels lose to a Cripple's Crossface??? I don't recall approving that in the script??
Speaking of scripts, where on earth are the writers. I want to show them who's boss. I want to...want to...tell them....YOU'RE FIREEEEEEED!!!!!!
Now I've got to find someone to sabotage that Benoit's manager, Assrack, so that I can be the undeafeated Hardcore Champ! Yeah. That feels good. Better than having Big Show Kiss my A$$.
This Friday Night, I'm going to show what comeback is.
Exclusive: Maria Interviews Mr. PPV!
Maria was able to catch up with Mr. PPV shortly after he had secured both the World Heavyweight Title and the European Title. Here's the interview they had:
Maria: Congratulations on your double win, Mr PPV! I’m so happy for you! How did you do it?
Mr.PPV: Thank you, Maria, it’s all because I’m Rob…Van… Dam!
Maria: Huh? Didn’t you win in your Mr PPV persona?
Mr. PPV: I did, but I don’t have a signature taunt in that persona, so I have to go back to Rob… Van... Dam!
Maria: With the thumbs?
Mr. PPV: ?
Maria: What I mean is, when you wave your thumbs like that, does it help you to remember your name… because it looks like you can’t say your name without your thumb pointing.
Mr. PPV: Uh, sure I can! I’m …. Rob…. Van…. Dam! Er, okay, maybe I can’t.
Maria: So, is Faarooq formerly of APA one of your fans?
Mr. PPV: ??? What…? Why?
Maria: Because everytime he sees something interesting, he goes... Dam!
Mr. PPV: ? Er… Listen Maria..
Maria: But he can’t say your full name, does he have to wave his thumbs too?
Mr. PPV: Maria…
Maria: Or he’s only saying part of your name because he likes only part of you?
Mr. PPV: Maria!
Maria: Which part?
Mr. PPV: …….. DAM! (turns and walks away in disgust)
Maria: Mr PPV? Mr PPV! (chases)
Maria: Congratulations on your double win, Mr PPV! I’m so happy for you! How did you do it?
Mr.PPV: Thank you, Maria, it’s all because I’m Rob…Van… Dam!
Maria: Huh? Didn’t you win in your Mr PPV persona?
Mr. PPV: I did, but I don’t have a signature taunt in that persona, so I have to go back to Rob… Van... Dam!
Maria: With the thumbs?
Mr. PPV: ?
Maria: What I mean is, when you wave your thumbs like that, does it help you to remember your name… because it looks like you can’t say your name without your thumb pointing.
Mr. PPV: Uh, sure I can! I’m …. Rob…. Van…. Dam! Er, okay, maybe I can’t.
Maria: So, is Faarooq formerly of APA one of your fans?
Mr. PPV: ??? What…? Why?
Maria: Because everytime he sees something interesting, he goes... Dam!
Mr. PPV: ? Er… Listen Maria..
Maria: But he can’t say your full name, does he have to wave his thumbs too?
Mr. PPV: Maria…
Maria: Or he’s only saying part of your name because he likes only part of you?
Mr. PPV: Maria!
Maria: Which part?
Mr. PPV: …….. DAM! (turns and walks away in disgust)
Maria: Mr PPV? Mr PPV! (chases)
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