(Updated!) Scheduled Matches for 15th August 08

  • Elijah Burke v Largest Athlete in Sports Entertainment for the US Title Belt
  • Andre the Giant v Rey Mysterio for the Intercontinental Title Belt
  • Andre the Giant v Edge for the World Heavyweight TItle Belt

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Announcement!

The Pay-Per-View for this week on the 15th of August will be held at McDonalds, Section 14. Please take note thanks!

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Announcements!

1. Our host, Mr Hafiz's wife has given birth to their first child. Congratulations!

2. As a result of this, this Friday's event will be moved to the McDonalds at Section 14. See you there!

3. Next week will have a Royal Rumble event. As usual, numbers will be determined randomly, with the exception of Mr PPV, who can decide his own entrance number. Winner will gain the opportunity to challenge any belt of his own choosing without any ante.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Suggestion for hardcore Title belt and European Title belt

Hardcore Title belt: All non-foreign object cards are removed from the game from each player's ringside pile before their draw. This is to allow more focus on using foreign objects in a hardcore match rather than BASH, Heat, Revo manuevers..... An exception could be given to Extreme Manuevers, however since they don't interact with Chicago Street Fight.....Note that the removal happens before each player's draw, so there is a limited time between the players turn and his/her(as in Azmin..:p) opponent's turn to recover cards in the ringside.

European Title Belt: All cards with the word 'euro' in the title, 'euro' in the text or any other nation/city per current European Union Members in title or in text is F:0, has RMS and cannot be reversed except from Arsenal if it's the first card play that turn. In other words, yes, please play more European Uppercuts......

History Made and the Runaway Big Freakin' Mashin'...

Last Friday on Ra...Smac...EC...Atria Mr. PPV defended all of his titles.

In the first event, Mr. PPV was clearly outnumbered in a number match where nothing could blindside The Legend 'Booby' Heenan as he employed the 2 monsters APA to deal with Mr. PPV. After checking Mr. PPV's Arsenal and Backlash, a confident 'Booby' went about his way, giving APA the orders to land Mr. PPV blow after blow. Ofcourse, Mr. PPV fought back and dealt some crucial blows to gain some momentum, however the end was nigh. until Mr. PPV realised why he was fighting APA for 'Booby Heenan', not Bobby Heenan..That was because for all it's worth APA forgot to practice a crucial manuever, known as sidewalk slam and therefore didn't have it in their arsenal. The lack of which was clear and One Rolling Thunder later, Booby Heenan's APA were pin 1-2-3. Mr. PPV remains the Hardcore Champion.

In the second event, a triple threat for the Eurpoean Title belt. For some reason LAiSE decided to not turn up and in his place, the (un)dead Chris Benoit, much to Babe of the Year's surprise. Having said that, it all played nicely into Mr. PPV's hands as Babe's initial strategy to deny prematch events (by stripping in the ring as she enters first, completely distracting anyone and everyone watching) was countered by Mr. PPV wanting to play the game. After much back and forth action between Babe and her (un)dead lover, eventually it was Mr. PPV who did the job by pinning Chris. But the victory was all thanks to the Coach's double interference to stop Babe from skirting the issues, as in Unique manuevers.

In the third event and Mr. PPV's second triple threat for the Heavyweight Belt, it was marred by poor officiation. Firstly, no one seems to understand what on earth was Andre the Giant doing there let alone his ability. Almost 2/3 of the match was played with him thinking a lot less of himself, which, coming to think of it, is about right for Andre the Giant. Secondly, the other Leged vying Mr.PPV's unbeaten streak was Ric Flair, who styled and profiled everything about Mr. PPVs moves. So much so that even though Andre had fortitude, Ric prefers to remove things from Mr. PPV's ring instead. That was the amount of tag-teaming and handicapping Mr. PPV had to deal with the entire night. Yet in the end, there can only be ONE. That ONE, is not the only Jet Li Standing...NO, that ONE is MR. P-P-V....(two thumbs up and pointing at the head/neck please...)

Of course, there were to be a final fatal fourway for the big red's Intercontinental title, but alas, it was not meant to be. Big Red was way past his bedtime and before we know it, he was a dead weight inside the backstage with his thumb in his mouth. It was gory. So gory that the producers decided maybe the match can be shelved.

History will forever remember how Mr. PPV defended all of his titles against insurmountable odds. At the end of the night, there were rumours that the Chairman were heard to be told, "Suck IT!!!"

Friday, July 25, 2008

Tonight on Ra...Smac...EC.....Atria.....

History will be made.


For the first time ever, one man shall prove that no chairman, writer, player, jet-flyer, legend, babe or ring can stop the unstoppable. One man shall prove that no matter the odds, superiority triumphs over mediocrity. Talent triumphs over trash talk. The best in this business, will make an unprecedented appearance in 4 matches in a single night. No, they're not just non-titled one on one matches. They are all titled matches. A no holds barred Chicago Street Fighting Hardcore Title match against Heenan and his unmerry men. A mix gender 3-way match for the European Title. A triple threat match with 2 WWE Hall of Famers, somehow wrestling in their prime for the Heavywieght Title. Last and definitely not least, a fatal four way match with a giant, a big freakin' machine and a wannabe prophet of god.

This night, history will be made. Made in a way no writer could ever think that it could be written. Made in a way it will bring more viewing ratings than any chairman and his board of directors could imagine. Made in a way it could only be possible with R-V-........

I beg your pardon? I thought he is R-...No? He's known as what? Who on earth coined up that sorry a$$ name???? Fine fine...

Made only possible by the one, the only King of the Ring, Mr. P-P-V!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

A storm is brewing.....

"The script is working as it should. I'm glad those writers did as I ask them to. Screw Mr. PPV. How dare he take a day off without getting my approval. Now he's got 2 Triple Threat Match AND a Chicago Street Fight with Bobby Heenan's stable of wrestlers. I don't know who he'll employ, but all I care is that he gives him a good hiding and send him to hell. Once he's no longer a champion, then I'll have no issues telling him, "You're FIRRRRREEEEEEEED!!!"

"hahahahahahahaha

"Though there's this problem with him and his King of the Ring though. The writers better come up with something good or head will roll...


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"Mr. PPV can smell what's cooking. It sure isn't stylin profilin'...He smells a buried alive match where the grave will only fit him..


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Friday, July 18, 2008

Mr. PPV Missing!!!

Friday 19th July 2008, SS22 - Mr. PPV is reportedly missing in action and will hang on to his belts thanks to the "1-no show week allowed" clause. The management is unsure where he has gone and the McMahons are livid that their 3-belt holder is AWOL.

Certain sources have been heard to say that Mr. PPV has decided to watch Batman: the Dark Knight instead of showing up tonight on RA...SMAC...EC...Atria tonight.

At the gym yesterday, there were rumours that the McMahons were so unhappy over his disappearance for something he could have watched in an empty cinema all on his own any other night, that they may engineer an plot twist to make Mr. PPV lose all 3 of his belts. So much for going for "5 belt champion"...

Nothing is confirmed, of course, unless the Chairman himself makes an announcement, right here on Ringsteps.blogspot.com!